I was looking in my game cabinet for some Xbox games to play, and I happened to look over into our PS2 collection, just to kind of remember what we have(I can’t find my PS2, but I’m hoping to find it soon.) And I found Metal Gear Solid 2.

/CRIES. I’VE BEEN WANTING TO PLAY THIS FOR YEARS AND I COMPLETELY FORGET WE EVEN HAD IT. IT’S LIKE, PERFECTLY UNTOUCHED.

asstralian:

im having so much fun with these pants 

kingofbakas:

wish i could jam on a fuckin pumpkin

qwexly:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by

gabrielesque:

#first he lost his parents #then he lost his boner

acutelesbian:

You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.

theartofanimation:

Tomas Jedno

geezers:

do you ever reblog something and say to yourself “i know who’s going to reblog this” and then they reblog it

ieirena:

homoerotic-confections:

FUCK I JUST WENT TO GET A FAJITA SO I PUT THE CONTAINER ON THE COUNTER AND IT LIKE JUMPED THE FUCK OFF AND SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND I WAS ABOUT TO CRY BECAUSE I’VE HAD A BAD DAY BUT THEN I TOLD MYSELF NO FUCK THIS AND I SCOOPED IT ALL BACK INTO THE CONTAINER AND PUT IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE MY FAMILY SUCKS ASS

i think someone needs to take a visit to my kissing booth

omfg